‘[9/11] was an attack on our country!’ -Norm MacDonald
‘…you’re Canadian…’ -David Koechner
Loved the David Koechner one because you can’t tell what’s going on with
David…is he annoyed? mad? having fun? watching the clock? wishing for
death? Such a weird and uncomfortable piece of entertainment, that one…
Some of these are directly from Weekend Update. In fact, this whole thing
is like watching Norm play “Weekend Update: The Boardgame” with other
comedians and some random unfunny douche.
Still makes me laugh too after Andy Dick is all annoyed at the bed and
breakfast joke, when he tosses the joke away, it lands safely off the floor
and instead on the logo in front of the table…:D
“They had a black mass devil worship this week, but I skipped it because I
believe you can be just as close to Satan on a golf course as in some
stuffy old Satanic Church.”
“a man in Chipata allowed a hyena to eat his penis off after being told by
a which doctor it would help him become rich. is it just me or does it
sound like that which doctor and hyena were in cahoots?”
I don’t understand the puzzlement over the 83 yr old man beating a robber
invading his home with a golf club, but only because he mistook him for the
grim spectre of Death.
It didn’t get much of a laugh here, but I had to pause the video for some
time after, “Why did the moron throw his clock out of the window? Because
it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man convicted of knife-raping his
wife.”
I know the scriptures say “judge not, lest you be judged”, but you know,
I’m just going to come out and say it: these Islamic State militant guys,
these guys are real jerks.
‘[9/11] was an attack on our country!’ -Norm MacDonald
‘…you’re Canadian…’ -David Koechner
Loved the David Koechner one because you can’t tell what’s going on with
David…is he annoyed? mad? having fun? watching the clock? wishing for
death? Such a weird and uncomfortable piece of entertainment, that one…
1:09:42 WHAT!! LOOK where that joke card landed! Did anybody else notice?
Gilbert must be drunk…
Super Dave looks like an unhealthy Wayne Unser
Todd Glass is not funny AT ALL. And he never shuts the fuck up!
I pointed this out on the official video too, but that card throw at 1:09:40
I think Billy Bob, Nick and Fred were the best guests
hal incandenza is a very nice username, given the two-hour length of this
jokes video.
I think Billy Bob was the best guest.
Thanks for the edit. jokes only. awesome
Norm’s face at 25:52 as Adam starts reading the Marc Jacobs ‘joke’ :D
Laughing my ass off by the end of this. Stockholm syndrome.
The real jerk jokes, so class.
Great compilation.
Some of these are directly from Weekend Update. In fact, this whole thing
is like watching Norm play “Weekend Update: The Boardgame” with other
comedians and some random unfunny douche.
Super Dave was the best guest
13:30.
WHAT’S THAT JOKE HE SAID ABOUT THE THREE MOTHERS BOASTING TO EACH OTHER
ABOUT THEIR SONS AND IT ENDS UP BEING A GAY JOKE
How the hell is that Bucky Larson
fool getting ANY recognition at all?
Got to skip through his parts here.
Why was there so much repetition in the second season?
Norm could read the phone book and I’d laugh. Also, he must push his balls
around in a wheel barrow!
Jingoism is not the same as nationalism…. there is a foreign policy
element that distinguishes it.
I finally made out the punchline to the Larry King Nutella joke, it’s “the
700 pound man who guards the Nutella storage facility.”
Check out 1:09:40 when he throws the card. Ha
Still makes me laugh too after Andy Dick is all annoyed at the bed and
breakfast joke, when he tosses the joke away, it lands safely off the floor
and instead on the logo in front of the table…:D
1:09:40 – that card toss by andy dick was one in a million
“They had a black mass devil worship this week, but I skipped it because I
believe you can be just as close to Satan on a golf course as in some
stuffy old Satanic Church.”
I don’t understand the “cruising ohi/jimmy Hoffa” joke that simon helberg
read, can anyone explain?
Why is Adam Eget wearing prosthetic Vulcan ears?
47:33 funniest joke
Which episode was the “that’s my kind of town, Chicago is! My kind of
town…” joke? I can’t find it.
Nominating the poster for a Nobel Prize. Not sure in what.
i like the hugo boss joke
This guy is a real jerk!
No, I’m not, mother. I mean, lover. I like making love to mother … I
mean, lover
reaching 50 thousand people. not 50.
“a man in Chipata allowed a hyena to eat his penis off after being told by
a which doctor it would help him become rich. is it just me or does it
sound like that which doctor and hyena were in cahoots?”
my fav
Rosanne and Todd Glass are too uptight and politically correct to be
comedians… consequently, neither of them are very funny.
I don’t understand the puzzlement over the 83 yr old man beating a robber
invading his home with a golf club, but only because he mistook him for the
grim spectre of Death.
btw, a big thank you to the poster of this
21:36
This is one of the funniest things ive ever seen! I lost my voice from
laughing so hard.
Didn’t realize Larry king had such a great sense of humor lol.
Man Carl Reiner “gets it” faster than most of these people…
It makes me so happy that Browncardigan appreciates Norm Macdonald!
1:09:41 WHAT A SHOT!!!!!!
It didn’t get much of a laugh here, but I had to pause the video for some
time after, “Why did the moron throw his clock out of the window? Because
it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man convicted of knife-raping his
wife.”
Fantastic upload! Thanks!
Big ups , this is splendid.
I know the scriptures say “judge not, lest you be judged”, but you know,
I’m just going to come out and say it: these Islamic State militant guys,
these guys are real jerks.
hahahaha the jewery of europe