Norm Macdonald Live – Jokes

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PorkFrog says:

‘[9/11] was an attack on our country!’ -Norm MacDonald
‘…you’re Canadian…’ -David Koechner

Loved the David Koechner one because you can’t tell what’s going on with
David…is he annoyed? mad? having fun? watching the clock? wishing for
death? Such a weird and uncomfortable piece of entertainment, that one…

TruemanBeing says:

1:09:42 WHAT!! LOOK where that joke card landed! Did anybody else notice?

Freakin' Nit says:

Gilbert must be drunk…

Chip Chipperson says:

Super Dave looks like an unhealthy Wayne Unser

Christopher Wright says:

Todd Glass is not funny AT ALL. And he never shuts the fuck up!

Jawhl Claeb says:

I pointed this out on the official video too, but that card throw at 1:09:40


Rory Monaghan says:

I think Billy Bob, Nick and Fred were the best guests

ilylac says:

hal incandenza is a very nice username, given the two-hour length of this
jokes video. 

thompson haire says:

I think Billy Bob was the best guest.

David Ramos says:

Thanks for the edit. jokes only. awesome

77Fortran says:

Norm’s face at 25:52 as Adam starts reading the Marc Jacobs ‘joke’ :D

Oliver Wolfson says:

Laughing my ass off by the end of this. Stockholm syndrome.

mr420socko says:

The real jerk jokes, so class.

tyronefraser says:

Great compilation.

Keenan Torrence says:

Some of these are directly from Weekend Update. In fact, this whole thing
is like watching Norm play “Weekend Update: The Boardgame” with other
comedians and some random unfunny douche.

SuperKpill says:

Super Dave was the best guest

Jake Johnson says:

13:30.

illegalleopard88 says:

WHAT’S THAT JOKE HE SAID ABOUT THE THREE MOTHERS BOASTING TO EACH OTHER
ABOUT THEIR SONS AND IT ENDS UP BEING A GAY JOKE

Bagelbutcher Jenkins says:

How the hell is that Bucky Larson
fool getting ANY recognition at all?
Got to skip through his parts here.

Preetom Bhattacherjea says:

Why was there so much repetition in the second season?

David Bowie says:

Norm could read the phone book and I’d laugh. Also, he must push his balls
around in a wheel barrow! 

j6663000 says:

Jingoism is not the same as nationalism…. there is a foreign policy
element that distinguishes it. 

Shane Johnson says:

I finally made out the punchline to the Larry King Nutella joke, it’s “the
700 pound man who guards the Nutella storage facility.”

Boshunz says:

Check out 1:09:40 when he throws the card. Ha

HeavySystems says:

Still makes me laugh too after Andy Dick is all annoyed at the bed and
breakfast joke, when he tosses the joke away, it lands safely off the floor
and instead on the logo in front of the table…:D

joey histen says:

1:09:40 – that card toss by andy dick was one in a million

Yuri Charles says:

“They had a black mass devil worship this week, but I skipped it because I
believe you can be just as close to Satan on a golf course as in some
stuffy old Satanic Church.”

Uthrashone says:

I don’t understand the “cruising ohi/jimmy Hoffa” joke that simon helberg
read, can anyone explain?

ModestDeity says:

Why is Adam Eget wearing prosthetic Vulcan ears?

malenfant5 says:

47:33 funniest joke

paudical says:

Which episode was the “that’s my kind of town, Chicago is! My kind of
town…” joke? I can’t find it.

Robert Paxon says:

Nominating the poster for a Nobel Prize. Not sure in what.

custardandspence says:

i like the hugo boss joke

Pedro Lubovski says:

This guy is a real jerk!

Smaptey says:

No, I’m not, mother. I mean, lover. I like making love to mother … I
mean, lover

stormlrd says:

reaching 50 thousand people. not 50.

NeuronHuskie says:

“a man in Chipata allowed a hyena to eat his penis off after being told by
a which doctor it would help him become rich. is it just me or does it
sound like that which doctor and hyena were in cahoots?”

my fav

j6663000 says:

Rosanne and Todd Glass are too uptight and politically correct to be
comedians… consequently, neither of them are very funny.

PorkFrog says:

I don’t understand the puzzlement over the 83 yr old man beating a robber
invading his home with a golf club, but only because he mistook him for the
grim spectre of Death.

btw, a big thank you to the poster of this

Josiah Montgomery says:

21:36

Chris S. says:

This is one of the funniest things ive ever seen! I lost my voice from
laughing so hard.

951matthew951 says:

Didn’t realize Larry king had such a great sense of humor lol. 

Cal L says:

Man Carl Reiner “gets it” faster than most of these people…

Blake Arbelo says:

It makes me so happy that Browncardigan appreciates Norm Macdonald!

Steven Gerard says:

1:09:41 WHAT A SHOT!!!!!!

Steff Brockley says:

It didn’t get much of a laugh here, but I had to pause the video for some
time after, “Why did the moron throw his clock out of the window? Because
it reminded him of Richard Clock, the man convicted of knife-raping his
wife.”

The Secret Door says:

Fantastic upload! Thanks!

TheGoldenHomard says:

Big ups , this is splendid.

HectorJW2007 says:

I know the scriptures say “judge not, lest you be judged”, but you know,
I’m just going to come out and say it: these Islamic State militant guys,
these guys are real jerks.

UncleFred87 says:

hahahaha the jewery of europe 

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